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If Only, If Only...I died today. Toby Ramsey forgot to set his alarm clock last night.If Only, If Only...
He was upset because his office crush, Kelly, didn't say hello back to him this morning. So he had a few drinks. Toby forgot to set his alarm last night. Therefore, he woke up a few minutes late. Worrying about his job he quickly showered, dresses and sprinted to his car.
He slid into the drivers seat just to realise he had forgotten his car keys. Panicking now, Toby returned to his car, keys in hand. He sped down the highway, ignoring the speed limit.
He glanced at the glowing numbers of his car's clock. He was now twenty minutes
by ~xX-AmberMae-Xx
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12 Days of Christmas : SatireIf you do the math you will find out exactly what "my true love gave to me", and the results are quite disturbing. Upon further inspection you will see that the recipient of these gifts has been given the following quantity of items: 184 birds (which includes 12 fruit-bearing trees), 140 people, and 40 rings. That is a total of 364 gifts, or 376 gifts if you include the pear trees separately.12 Days of Christmas : Satire
Where exactly would one go to procure these items?
I doubt your local pet store would have that many birds on hand to purchase. Aside from that, you can't buy people and give them as gifts unless you are a slave merchant.
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Pirates vs Ninjas -- The Epic Battle Rages On...
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Save the Grass Eels! (EELIES ARE CUTE!)
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Pirates vs Ninjas -- The Epic Battle Rages On...
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Save the Grass Eels! (EELIES ARE CUTE!)
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Pirates vs Ninjas -- The Epic Battle Rages On...
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Save the Grass Eels! (EELIES ARE CUTE!)
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